1) Choose one of your own characters.
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Then, tag three people. - I REFUSE!
4) Feel free to add some questions of your own.

Cyban, The Great -

1) What gender are you?
I suppose on your PITIFUL planet I would be regarded as… female.

2) What is your age?
Old enough to CONQUER YOUR WORLD! Ahaahahahaaha!

3) Do you want a hug?
…very well. Just don’t breathe on me.

4) Do you have any bad habits?
My habits are of no concern, pathetic creature.

5) What is your favorite food?
The ErtBlats of ArZoot 7 have always been a favoured meal..

6) What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
I don't eat ice cream.

7) Are you a virgin?
I do not UNDERSTAND this earth-concept of “Virginity’! Is it a physical or an emotional thing? EXPLAIN IT TO ME!

8) Have you killed anyone?
Fool! I am CONQUEROR OF WORLDS!
…so, maybe a few.

9) Do you hate anyone?
I hate many beings, creature. MUST I UNDERGO THIS INCESSANT QUESTIONING?

10) Do you have any secrets?
If I were to tell you of my plan to rule over this pathetic planet, it would COMPROMISE my ENTIRE operation!

11) What is your favorite season?
Does your planet have the season where both of your moons collide in orbit? What? You only have one moon?

12) Who are your best friends?
AGAIN WITH YOUR STRANGE EARTH CONCEPTS! I have meat-shields, and nothing more!

13) What are your hobbies?
My hobby is engaging in the slow and calculated destruction of ALL AVIAN CREATURES!

…a game of tennis is also enjoyable.

14) What is your favorite drink?
The juice of a Wamplug, with one of those little umbrellas.

15) When is your birthday?
ArZootian aging is not comparable to human lifespan. Your tiny brain would SCARCELY GRASP such concepts.

16) What age did you die?
What? I am clearly not dead, stupid creature!

17) Are you nice or mean?
These concepts mean little in the eyes of THE GREAT ARZOOT HIGH COMMAND! GLORY TO ARZOOT 7!

18) What do you think of your creator?
My mother was wonderful, thank you very much.

19) What is your weakness?
Weakness?! WEAKNESS? How DARE YOU ASK SUCH A QUESTION! The fact that I have a tendency to explain and shout all of my thoughts is NOT A WEAKNESS!

20) How long can you stay under water?
Until my oxygen supply runs out, stupid creature.

21) What do you do on a regular day basis?
Minor destruction.

22) Do you love someone?
Love is WEAKNESS I say, WEAKNESS!

23) Does that person love you back?
What person? Did I not just say LOVE IS WEAKNESS?

24) Do you like me?
You are a worthless, pitiful creature that asks far too many questions. If you were to drop dead at this very moment I would LAUGH. LAUGH, I SAY! Ahahahaha!

25) What do you consider fun in the day time?
The destruction of your planet and others.

26) At night?
The plotting of further destruction of your planet and others.

27) Do you like meatballs?
Meatballs? I have not encountered these “Meatballs” nor do I wish to. They sound UNPLEASANT!

28) Do you like Chef Boyardee's meatballs?
Who is Chef Boyardee? Is he a threat to me? I DEMAND ANSWERS!

29) Are you gay?
Gay…? What is this?

30) DoucheSayWhat?
YOUR MIND TRICKS WILL NOT WORK ON ME!

31) Say that you were trapped in a closet with your lover for 2 days straight. What do you do if you start to starve in ONLY A 2-DAY RADIUS?
What is a 2 day radius, and how do I starve in one?

32) Wow, really?
I AM ASKING THE QUESTIONS, HERE, EVASIVE CREATURE!

33) What is your place of origin?
ArZoot 7. GLORY TO ARZOOT 7!

34) Who are your parents?
Nizt and Zorban, though I have not seen them in some time.

35) Are you wearing underwear right now?
Technically speaking, my entire suit is this ‘underwear’ you creatures regard so highly.

36) What is your preferred weapon?
Though wristblades are INDEED my weapon of choice, I would prefer to get my hands on an ARZOOT QUASIDCANNON! DESTRUCTION! BEAUTIFUL DESTRUCTION!

37) What’s your occupation?
Conqueror of WORLDS!

38) What makes you unique?
I AM THE GREAT CYBAN!

39) What scares you the most?
NOTHING terrifies ME! BEGONE, PATHETIC CREATURE!

40) What's your favourite song?
The ArZoot 7 anthem of VICTORY!

GLORY TO ARZOOT 7!